Jokes Of The Month

A husband and wife were playing on the ninth green when she collapsed from a heart attack. "Please dear, I need help." she said. The husband ran off saying, "I'll go get some help." A little while later he returned, picked up his club and began to line up his shot on the green. His wife, on the ground, raised up her head and said, "I may be dying and you're putting?" "Don't worry dear. I found a doctor on the second hole who said he'd come and help." "The second hole??? When in the hell is he coming???" "Hey! I told ya not to worry." he said, practice stroking his putt. "Everyone's already agreed to let him play through."

Two Frat students went into their classroom unprepared for the final exam after partying the whole night before. The two young men walked to the professor and lied, saying, "Professor, the tire on our car exploded and we got stuck and had no time to study," the first boy said. "Ok, you can make it up tomorrow, but be prepared", the professor said. The nexy day, the Professor handed each boy a test making them go to opposite wings of the building to take the test. Question one read: For 5 points, name the system that involves swallowing food. Question two read: For 95 points, which tire exploded? Answer must match exactly with your friend.

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